- student: hey government can I have some money to go to university
- uk government: sure here you go. you'll have to pay it back but only when you're earning £21,000+ a year, and if you don't pay it off after 30 years we'll just write it off, don't worry about it man
- scottish government: nah man just go to uni we ain't gonna charge you
- us government: no. you gotta pay it yourself. upfront. your parents have to save up from the moment you're born. good luck, fucker.
bzq (via fuckinq)
forming your body
inside of her
just so you could
hate and destroy it
I never asked her to do that. It would have been nice if I had been consulted on the matter. I could have saved her a lot of time and energy.